Never Judge A Cover By Its Book.

Any Child Who Cannot Do Long Division By Himself Does Not Deserve To Smoke.

Smoking Is, As Far As I'm Concerned, The Entire Point Of Being An Adult.

One [new York] Eatery Is A Remodeled Diner That Looks Like What Busby Berkeley Would Have Done If Only He Hadn't Had The Money.

I Always Make A Big Effort To Make A Distinction Between What Is Actually Worse Or What Is Just Worse About Not Being 21. Of Course, It's Much Worse Not To Be 21. This Is A Given. But There Are Things That Are Worse.

[on Parenthood:] You Can't Change Your Mind--you Know, And Say, This Isn't Working Out, Let's Sell.