Never Ask A Bore A Question.

The Ordinary Life: The Misery Seems Planned, The Happiness Accidental.

If We Knew Enough, Fortune Would Turn Out To Be Nature.

Fear Of My Cruel Impulses Makes Me Kind.

When My Beloved Arrives, I Yawn. When My Beloved Departs, I Weep.

Learned Researches Lead To Headaches, Constipation, And Befuddled Quarreling.