My Wife Has Teeth Like The Stars...

Last Halloween A Kid Tried To Rip My Face Off. He Thought It Was A Mask. Now It's Different When I Open The Door The Kids Hand Me Candy.

My Wife Is Such A Bad Cook, If We Leave Dental Floss In The Kitchen The Roaches Hang Themselves.

I'd Like To Get Some New Clothes, But I Can't Find A Big And Short Store.

My Father Gave Me A Bat For Christmas. The First Time I Tried To Play With It, It Flew Away.

My Wife Has To Be The Worst Cook. I Don't Believe Meatloaf Should Glow In The Dark