My Specialty Is Detached Malevolence.

If You Have Nothing Good To Say About Anyone, Come And Sit With Me.

If You Don't Have Anything Nice To Say About Anyone..come Sit By Me.

My Father Always Wanted To Be The Corpse At Every Funeral, The Bride At Every Wedding And The Baby At Every Christening.

People In Washington Seem As Hypnotized By Precedence As Though They Were Hens With Their Beaks On A Chalk Line.

He Sprang From The Grass Roots Of The Country Clubs Of America.