My Son, Rob....said The Only Time He

To An Adolescent, There Is Nothing In The World More Embarrassing Than A Parent.

There Are A Number Of People Without Whom I Could Not Have Written This Book, But I Hope You Don't Hold That Against Them. They Are All Fine People, And They Had No Idea How It Would Turn Out.

I'm Not The Only Taxpayer Who Has No Idea What He's Sending To The Irs. This Year, Only 28 Percent Of All Americans Will Prepare Their Own Tax Returns, According To A Voice In My Head That Invents Accurate-sounding Statistics.

I, Alone, Could Never Have Produced This Book. I Say This Mainly In Case There Are Lawsuits.

Cigarette Sales Would Drop To Zero Overnight If The Warning Said "cigarettes Contain Fat.