My Parents Were Marvelously Educated People.

Cynical Is The Name We Give Those We Fear May Be Laughing At Us.

I'm A Bit Of A Coward, And Lazy, Oddly Enough.

In A Dung Heap, Even A Plastic Bead Can Gleam Like A Sapphire.

I Now Accept That It Is Looking Increasingly Likely That Tiger Woods Is, In Fact, Straight.

It's Certainly Easy To Mock Some Things ... Oddly Enough Though I've Never Found It Easy To Mock Anything Of Value. Only Things That Are Tawdry And Fatuous - Perhaps It's Just Me.