My Parents Used To Take Me To

I Always Look Skint. When I Buy A Big Issue, People Take It Out Of My Hand And Give Me A Pound.

Scotland Has The Only Football Team In The World That Does A Lap Of Disgrace.

I Hate All Those Weathermen, Too, Who Tell You That Rain Is Bad Weather. There's No Such Thing As Bad Weather, Just The Wrong Clothing.

I’ve Come In And Out Of America For… Well, I’ve Lived Here For 15 Years. And I’ve Played Here For Nearly 30 Years. On And Off. But I’ve Always Played To My Fan Base. And I Can Come And Do Two Or Three Nights In New York Or Two Or Three Nights In L.a., And All That. But When I Go Away, Nobody Knows I’ve Been Gone. You Know, I Don’t Get Reviewed Or Anything Like That. So That’s Why I’ve Come Back And Done A Longer Time In A Smaller Place, In New York. It’s Always The People Who Live Here That Get A Chance To Know Me.

I?m Much Bigger In Britain Than I Am There. I'm Well-known, But My Name's That Guy In America. . . . People Shout: "hey ? I Know You! You're That Guy.".