My Parents Had Very Strict Rules For

I'm Filthy Stinking Rich - Well, Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad.

I Ran Five Miles Today. Then, Finally, I Said, 'here, Lady...take Your Purse.'

Whatever Happened To The Good Ole Days, When Children Worked In Factories?

I Once Heard Two Ladies Going On And On About The Pains Of Childbirth And How Men Don't Seem To Know What Real Pain Is. I Asked If Either Of Them Ever Got Themselves Caught In A Zipper.

I Lent A Friend Of Mine $10,000 For Plastic Surgery And Now I Don't Know What He Looks Like.