My Own Laugh Is The Real Thing

Fang Can't Stand To See Trash & Garbage Lying Around The House. He Can't Stand The Competition.

Your Husband Is Lazy If When He Leaves The House, He Finds Out Which Way The Wind Is Blowing And Goes That Direction.

My Husband Always Felt That A Marriage And Career Don't Mix. That's Why He's Never Worked.

Cleaning Your House While Your Kids Are Still Growing Up Is Like Shoveling The Walk Before It Stops Snowing.

Your Husband Is Lazy If The Directions On His Medicine Say, "a Teaspoon Before Going To Bed," And In One Day He Uses Seven Bottles.