My Only Thrill Is Self Inflicted Hickies.

I Am The World's Oldest Teenager. I've Never Lost My Youthful Attitude.

Last Time I Saw A Mouth Like That, It Had A Hook In It.

A Girl Phoned Me The Other Day And Said... 'come On Over, There's Nobody Home.' I Went Over. Nobody Was Home.

Getting Older Is Tough. I Remember The Last Time I Felt An Erection. It Was At The Movies. The Only Trouble Is, It Belonged To The Guy Sitting Next To Me.

Look Out For Number One And Try Not To Step In Number Two.