My Jokes Are In My Head And

Girls Throw Their Panties On The Stage, But Rarely If Ever Do They Fit.

I'm Not Catholic, But I Gave Up Picking My Belly Button For Lint.

England Is Better Only Because I Stand Out There As 'unusual'.

My Classmates Would Copulate With Anything That Moved, But I Never Saw Any Reason To Limit Myself.

I Try Not To Talk During The Day When I Have A Show That Night. My Voice Is My Instrument, Just Like A Saxophonist's Instrument Is His Saxophone, Plus Also His Voice, If He's The One Between Tunes That Makes Announcements.