My Father Was In Charge Of Managing

Some Children Like To Make Castles Out Of Their Rice Pudding, Or Faces With Raisins For Eyes. It Is Forbidden -- So Sternly That, When They Grow Up, They Take A Horrid Revenge By Dying Meringues Pale Blue Or Baking Birthday Cakes In The Form Of Horseshoes Or Lyres Or Whatnot.

Forget The Cheap White Wine: Go To Beef And Gin!

A House Without A Cat Is Like A Day Without Sunshine, A Pie Without Fromage, A Dinner Without Wine.

There Are Only Four Great Arts: Music, Painting, Sculpture, And Ornamental Pastry- Architecture Being Perhaps The Least Banal Derivative Of The Latter.

Noodles Are Not Only Amusing But Delicious.