My Drive Is Other People's Success.

I Don't Care How Busy I Am - I Will Always Make Time For What's Most Important To Me.

Chris Rock Does The Political Thing Really Well, But That Never Worked For Me.

You Might Be The Funniest Guy In The World, But If You Don't Have Anything To Talk About, People Are Eventually Going To Gravitate Towards The Guy That's Actually Saying Something.

For Me, The Way I Stay Consistent Is Through Stand-up Comedy.

Some Sarcasm Is Best Told Simply. Some Humor Is Best Told Big And Some Is Best Told Small.