My Dear Boy, Please Don’t Put A

Know The Story Before You Fall In Love With Your First Sentence. If You Don’t Know The Story Before You Begin The Story, What Kind Of A Storyteller Are You? Just An Ordinary Kind, Just A Mediocre Kind – Making It Up As You Go Along, Like A Common Liar.

The Only Way You Get Americans To Notice Anything Is To Tax Them Or Draft Them Or Kill Them.

I Certainly Think Obama Is The Most Hopeful President I've Seen In The Country Since John Kennedy.

But I Often Think That So-called Glamorous People Are Just Very Busy People.

I Don't Want You To Describe To Me—not Ever—what You Were Doing To That Poor Boy To Make Him Sound Like That; But If You Ever Do It Again, Please Cover His Mouth With Your Hand.