My Cat Is Not Insane, She's Just

I've Married A Friggin Horse. And He Bites.

I'm A Monster, Not A Moron.

When Day Begins To Break I Count My Blessings, Good And Bad, Being Wakeful For Your Sake, Remembering The Covenant We've Always Had, What Eagle Look Your Face Still Shows, While Up From My Heart's Root So Great A Sweetness Flows I Shake From Head To Foot.

I'm From A Family Of Teachers. My Father Would Drown Me In The Bathtub If My Daughter Didn't Graduate From College. I Don't Care Who She Is Or What She Does. Just Get The Diploma.

Here's A Newsflash From The Only High Preistess You Have Left At This Dang School: Zoey Isn't Dead. And Believe Me, I Know Dead. I've Been There, Done That, And Got The Frickin' T-shirt." - Stevie Rae