Mr. Twit Was A Twit. He Was

If You Are Good Life Is Good.

When Writing About Oneself, One Must Strive To Be Truthful. Truth Is More Important Than Modesty.

You'll Never Get Anywhere If You Go About What-iffing Like That.

I Cannot For The Life Of Me Understand Why Small Children Take So Long To Grow Up. I Think They Do It Deliberately, Just To Annoy Me.

...the More Risks You Allow Children To Take, The Better They Learn To Take Care Of Themselves. If You Never Let Them Take Any Risks, Then I Believe They Become Very Prone To Injury. Boys Should Be Allowed To Climb Tall Trees And Walk Along The Tops Of High Walls And Dive Into The Sea From High Rocks... The Same With Girls. I Like The Type Of Child Who Takes Risks. Better By Far Than The One Who Never Does So.