Middle Age Is When You Still Believe

I Grew Up With Six Brothers. That's How I Learned To Dance - Waiting For The Bathroom.

Rock And Roll Is Catching On All Over . . . France . . . England . . . They Even Have It In Japan, Only Over There They Call It Judo.

It's Very Frustrating Making A Picture In Paris. We Work Hard All Day At The Studio To Get A Love Scene Just Right. Then, On My Way Home, I See Couples On Every Street Corner Doing It Better.

Out Here In The Pacific, They Have Typhoons And Hurricanes That Blow Over 200 Miles An Hour. We Have Tornadoes And Hurricanes Back Home, But I Don't Worry About Them. The Mortgage On My House Is So Heavy That Nothing Could Budge It.

The Big Difference In Those Days Was That In England The Government Subsidized Tv, In America We Work On Tv So We Can Subsidize The Government.