Men Have Periods Too, They Just Don't

When We Get In A Routine We Can Become Zombie-like And Shut Down.

I Don't Feel I'm As Good A Mum As My Mum Was.

If You Sing To The Mermaids, They Come When You're Drowning.

After A While, Though, You Realize That A Whole Slew Of Young Singer-songwriter Piano Players Are Getting Compared To You. That's When You Feel The Passage Of Time Is Occurring.

Robert Plant Asked Me To Marry Him, But I Said 'no.' I Mean, You Just Don't Want To Marry Someone You've Wanted To Do It With Since You Were Thirteen, Because, Well, If He Farts, I Would, Like, Die!