Men Do Not Settle Down. Men Surrender.

Whenever I Go Out With Other Married Couples, I Like To Bring Along A Single Crackhead. Just To Spice Things Up.

If You Properly Clean A Room, It Gets Dirtier Before It Gets Cleaner.

It Used To Take Years To Become A Junkie. But Crack Cut That Down To 37 Minutes.

It's Weird With Stand-up Comedy. It Doesn't Really Translate Worldwide. I Want To Figure Out How Do I Make It Worldwide. Do A Special In Africa. Can't Beat That. Pull That Off, Then I Will Have Done Something.

When You're White, The Sky's The Limit. When You're Black, The Limit's The Sky.