Marriage? That's For Life! It's Like Cement!

If I Could Change The Structure Of Existence I Would Do It. I Could See A Better Way To Live For Everybody.

I Don't Fear Death. - I Just Don't Want To Be Around When It Happens.

Men Would Make Love With Any Number Of Women ... Even Total Strangers, While Females Were Selective. They Were Catering To The Demands Of One Small Egg. While Males Had Millions Of Frantic Sperms Screaming: "let Us Out, Let Us Out!".

I Don't Believe In An Afterlife, But I'm Taking An Extra Pair Of Underwear Just In Case.

Interestingly, According To Modern Astronomers, Space Is Finite. This Is A Very Comforting Thought-particularly For People Who Can Never Remember Where They Have Left Things.