Marriage, Friends, Is A Lifelong Feast; Love

Sing Your Song; Don't Let The Bastards Get You Down.

We'd All Be Alot Happier If We'd Stop Assuming We're Supposed To Be Happy.

There Is Almost No Marital Problem That Can't Be Helped Enormously By Taking Off Your Clothes.

People Do What They Are Told Not To Do. It Happens Time And Time Again. Here On The Frozen Tundra, It Is Known As The Tongue On The Frozen Pump Handle Principle.

Why Is Divorce So Expensive? Because It's Worth It!