Man Is A Game Playing Animal And

My Philosophy Is That Every Phone Conversation Has A Loser.

In Less Enlightened Times, The Best Way To Impress Women Was To Own A Hot Car. But Women Wised Up And Realized It Was Better To Buy Their Own Hot Cars So They Wouldn't Have To Ride Around With Jerks.

If You’re Going To Create, Create A Lot. Creativity Is Not Like Playing The Slot Machines, Where Failure To Win Means You Go Home Broke. With Creativity, If You Don’t Win, You’re Usually No Worse Off Than If You Hadn’t Played.

I Can't Memorize Names And Shake Hands At The Same Time.

Am I Getting Smart With You? How Would You Know?