Make Deals With People, Not Paper.

Every Nut Who Kills People Has A Bible Lying Around.

Luck Is Statistics Taken Personally.

Modern American Magic, Late 20th Century Magic, Is Tremendously Disrespectful Of The Audience.

A Famous Monk Once Said, I Don't Always Know What The Right Thing To Do Is, My Lord, But I Think The Fact That I Want To Please You Pleases You.

It's Amazing To Me How Many People Think That Voting To Have The Government Give Poor People Money Is Compassion. Helping Poor And Suffering People Yourself Is Compassion. Voting For Our Government To Use Guns To Give Money To Help Poor And Suffering People Is Immoral, Self-righteous, Bullying Laziness.