Love Is Sharing Your Popcorn.

My Mind Reels With Sarcastic Replies.

I Love Mankind; It's People I Can't Stand.

Those Dreams I Have At Night Are Going To Drive Me Crazy. Last Night I Dreamed That Little Red-haired Girl And I Were Eating Lunch Together... But She's Gone... She's Moved Away, And I Don't Know Where She Lives, And She Doesn't Know I Even Exist, And I'll Never See Her Again... And... I Wish Men Cried.

Sometimes I Think My Soul Is Full Of Weeds!

Sometimes I Lie Awake At Night And Think About That Little Red-haired Girl... I Don't Ever Want To Forget Her Face, But If I Don't Forget Her Face, I'll Go Crazy... How Can I Remember The Face I Can't Forget? Suddenly I'm Writing Country Western Music!