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I'm A Professional Actor. If I Was A Plumber, I Wouldn't Just Do My Plumbing In Beverly Hills Bathrooms; I'd Like To Install Air Conditioning Units And A Few Other Things.

Any Sport That Comes From Scotland Is Good!

It's Been Dawning On Me Slowly That For The Past 35 Years I Have Been Cast Against Type, And I'm Finally Getting To Do What I Really Wanted To Do.

I Had To Weave And Play Around With A Honey Bear, You Know, And I Could Wrestle With Him A Little Bit, But There's No Way You Can Even Wrestle A Honey Bear, Let Alone A Grizzly Bear That's Standing Ten Feet To Eleven Feet Tall! Can You Imagine? But It Was Fascinating To Work That Close To That Kind Of Animal.

The Reason They Call If 'golf' Is That All The Other 4 Letter Words Were Used Up.