Life Is A Moderately Good Play With

Good Writing Is Rewriting.

Mick Jagger Is About As Sexy As A Pissing Toad.

Some Prisons Don't Allow Guitar Because The Strings Can Be Detached And Used As Weapons.

It's Redundant To Die In Los Angeles.

I Think I Would Have Written Five Times As Much As I've Written If I Didn't Have This Terrible Sense Of Perfection.