Life Is A Four-letter Word.

I'm Sure That Half The Buzz From Smoking Grass Was The Fact That It Was So Illegal.

Marijuana Will Be Legal Some Day, Because The Many Law Students Who Now Smoke Pot Will Someday Become Congressmen And Legalize It In Order To Protect Themselves.

If You Live In New York, Even If You're Catholic, You're Jewish

Anyone Who Has Two Shirts When Someone Has None Is Not A Christian.

...catholicism Is Like Howard Johnson, And What They Have Are These Franchises And They Give All These People Different Franchises In The Different Countries But They Have One Government, And When You Buy The Howard Johnson Franchise You Can Apply It To The Geography - Whatever's Cool For That Area - And Then You, You Know, Pay The Bread To The Main Office.