Liberals Are More Upset When A Tree

Faggot Isn't Offensive To Gays; It's Got Nothing To Do With Gays.

My Libertarian Friends Are Probably Getting A Little Upset Now But I Think That's Because They Never Appreciate The Benefits Of Local Fascism.

I Cut Through The Nonsense With The Blinding Light Of Truth.

Talking To Liberals Is Much More Fun Now That We Have Lexis-nexis.

Weirdly Enough, The Best Thing That Ever Happened To Black People In The Last Twenty Or Thirty Years Was The O.j. Simpson Verdict Because It Shut Down The White Guilt Bank. And White Guilt Has Never Led To Anything Good. It's Brought Us Spiraling Crime Rates, Mostly With Black Victims, And A Permanent Underclass Living In Public Housing Projects. For Years, Liberals Cried That "law And Order" And "welfare Reform" Were Racist Code Words.