Let's Not Forget, I Got Divorced.

If I Was Going Onstage, Of Course I Would Talk About It. How Could I Not?

I Tend To Stay With The Panic. I Embrace The Panic.

I'm Not Interested In Closure. Some People Just Have Heart Attacks And Die, Right? There's No Closure.

All Of A Sudden I Discovered That I'm Allergic To Caviar. It Was The Perfect Metaphor For My Life. When I Was Only Able To Afford Bad Caviar, I Could Certainly Eat My Fill Of It.

I Wasn't Making Fun Of My Father In-law's Religion. And Even If I Was So What, It's A Comedy. Religion Should Be Made Fun Of, It's Quite Ridiculous Isn't It. Think How People Spend Their Lives, They Have No Idea. They Go Around As If This Is A Fact. It's So Insane You Know. If I Really Believed That Stuff I'd Keep It To Myself. Lest Somebody Think I Was Out Of My Mind.