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The Only Time A Dog Gets Complimented Is When He Doesn't Do Anything.

Love Is Not Knowing What You're Talking About.

Though Her Husband Often Went On Business Trips, She Hated To Be Left Alone. "i've Solved Your Problem," He Said. "i've Bought You A St. Bernard. Its Name Is Great Reluctance. Now, When I Go Away, You Shall Know That I Am Leaving You With Great Reluctance!" She Hit Him With A Waffle Iron.

I Think We Can Rule Out 'mixed Brain Dominance' As A Cause Of Your Poor Performance At School, Charlie Brown" "have You Ruled Out Stupidity?" "peanuts", Charles M

No One Would Have Been Invited To Dinner So Often As Jesus Was Unless He Were Interesting And Had A Sense Of Humor.