Lawyer, N. One Skilled In Circumvention Of

Distress: A Disease Incurred By Exposure To The Prosperity Of A Friend.

Botany, N. The Science Of Vegetables - Those That Are Not Good To Eat, As Well As Those That Are. It Deals Largely With Their Flowers, Which Are Commonly Badly Designed, Inartistic In Color, And Ill-smelling.

Adore, V.t. To Venerate Expectantly.

Accordion, N. An Instrument In Harmony With The Sentiments Of An Assassin.

Insurance - An Ingenious Modern Game Of Chance In Which The Player Is Permitted To Enjoy The Comfortable Conviction That He Is Beating The Man Who Keeps The Table.