L.a.'s Not A Good Place To Grow

I Open The Door For Old Ladies, I Help Old Ladies Across The Road. I Do A Show For Leukemia Every Year, But I Don't Broadcast That Because It's Against My Image.

I Am A Raging Alcoholic, But I Don't Want My Kids To Do The Same.

All Rehab Can Do Is Tell You What’s Wrong With You And Then Suggest Ways For You To Get Better.

In The Early Days, You Would Get Skinheads, The Eagles And Black Sabbath Playing The Same Show.

Killing A Pig For A Good Old Fry-up Is One Thing. But There's No Excuse For Being Cruel, Even If You're A Bored Teenage Kid.