Kids Seem To Get Me When I

I Think Inevitably Over The Course Of My Lifetime There's Been An Underestimation Of The American People, And I Believe They Are Really The Ones That Give Me Hope. There's So Much Of "they Don't Know This, And They Don't Know That," And They're Always Denigrating.

I Like My Friends Because They Make Me Feel Normal, Even Though I'm Not.

You Know What Would Help The Instruction Form? Verbs! Verbs Would Be Nice! Because They Help You Get To The End Of A Thought!

Valentine's Day: The Holiday That Reminds You That If You Don't Have A Special Someone, You're Alone.

Stupidity Really Gets Me Going, When It's Just Plain Stupid, Obvious Stupidity.