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Hey, People Who Travel With Their Bed Pillow. You Look Insane.

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I Guess The Reasons Against Having More Children Always Seem Uninspiring And Superficial. What Exactly Am I Missing Out On? Money? A Few More Hours Of Sleep? A More Peaceful Meal? More Hair? These Are Nothing Compared To What I Get From These Five Monsters Who Rule My Life.

I Don't Want People To Think I Believe In God.

I Was Raised In A Family Where My Father Was The First One To Go To College.