Jail Was Probably The Most Exciting Thing

I've Always Believed In The Concept Of Retirement. I Retired For The First Time At Age 18 ... From School. To Me, Retirement Means Doing What You Want To Do Without Worrying About Getting Paid For It.

I Am Off All The Cancer Meds. Energy Is A Bit Low But Other Than That, I Feel Really Good.

I Support Bernie [sanders] And I Love His Approach.

The Funny Thing Is, Dennis Miller Got Me Back Into Comedy.

People Try To Put Ownership On Things: 'that's Mine, That's My Joke.' No Such Thing. Like If You Tripped Or Stumbled And People Go, 'oh, That's Charlie Chaplin.' You Know What I Mean? You Can't Own A Joke. You Can Be The Guy That Tells It The Best, But You Can't Own A Joke. Nowhere Can You Own A Laugh.