Favorites Quote's
Author
Topic's
Blog
Ads Place 1222
I've Put An Umbrella In My Mouth And Opened It. I Sat In A Lemon-meringue Pie. I've Done Terrible Things To My Dog With A Fork.
-Steve Martin
Please Wait....
Translating....
Select Image
Download as Image
English
Spanish
French
German
Hindi
Chinese
I've Put An Umbrella In My Mouth
Steve Martin
I've Put An Umbrella In My Mouth And Opened It. I Sat In A Lemon-meringue Pie. I've Done Terrible Things To My Dog With A Fork.
Views: 4
Topic
Dog
Pie
Done
More From Steve Martin
I Don't Think Comic Timing Is The Same As Music Timing, But I Definitely Find That I've Learned From Just Writing In General That Songs Can Be Narrative Without Having A Story.
Song
Writing
Thinking
I Handed In A Script Last Year And The Studio Didn't Change One Word. The Word They Didn't Change Was On Page 87.
Funny
Inspiration
Humor
When Your Hobbies Get In The Way Of Your Work - That's Ok; But When Your Hobbies Get In The Way Of Themselves... Well.
Funny
Humor
Hobbies
Only Then Does He Realize What He Has Done To Mirabelle, How Wanting A Square Inch Of Her And Not All Of Her Has Damaged Them Both, And How He Cannot Justify His Actions Except That, Well, It Was Life.
Squares
Doe
Done
My Problem Is That I Don't Get The Same Exhiliration From Success As I Get Depression From Failure.
Failure
Problem
Ads Place 3
Ads Place 2
Trending Author
Andrew Cuomo
Olivia Newton-John
Richard Owen
Aimee Mann
Steve Kanaly
Millard Fillmore
Category
Information
Ads Place 4
Ads Place 5