I've Matured, Maybe, But Not Grown Up.

It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, It's Where You Put That Booger That Counts.

I'd Probably Be A Burglar, I'd Burgle People.

I Told My Dad 'yeah, I’m Going To Be A Drummer', And He Said 'well, If You Can Rub Your Stomach At The Same Time As You Pat Your Head At The Same Time You’re Standing On One Leg And Kicking The Other One Out In A Circle And Say The Pledge Of Allegiance'. And I Did All That Just Like Bam, You Know?

Don't Jack Off A Cactus, You'll Only Hurt Your Hand And The Cactus' Feelings

I Never Completed High School And I Am Very Rich And Very Successful.