I'd Always Wanted To Be A Dramatic.

Child Molestation Is A Touchy Subject... Read The Papers! Half The Country's Doing It!

When I Was Young, I Wanted To Be A Dramatic Writer, A Writer Of Tragedy. Nothing Would've Pleased Me More Than If I Could Have Written Like Eugene O'neil Or Tennessee Williams.

[the Universe Is] Haphazard, Morally Neutral, And Unimaginably Violent.

Someday The Lion Is Going To Lie Down With The Lamb, But The Lamb Isn't Going To Get Much Sleep.

Sentence Structure Is Innate, But Whining Is Acquired.