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"i've Done Your Dog. It's Got Nine Eyes Down The Side, I Made His Head All Square, 15 Legs. What Do You Think Of That?" "fido Looks A Bit Weird."
-Eddie Izzard
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"i've Done Your Dog. It's Got Nine
Eddie Izzard
"i've Done Your Dog. It's Got Nine Eyes Down The Side, I Made His Head All Square, 15 Legs. What Do You Think Of That?" "fido Looks A Bit Weird."
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