I've Been Outed As A Christian.

I Love Sleep. I Need Sleep. We All Do, Of Course. There Are Those People That Don't Need Sleep. I Think They're Called 'successful.

I Think I Have A Lot Of Voices In My Head And I Guess My Inner Critic Is A Female.

I Like That In My Audiences, There's A Lesbian Couple Sitting Next To A Mormon Family.

As A Dad, You Are The Vice President Of The Executive Branch Of Parenting. It Doesn't Matter What Your Personality Is Like, You Will Always Be Al Gore To Your Wife's Bill Clinton. She Feels The Pain And You Are The Annoying Nerd Telling Them To Turn Off The Lights.

All I Want To Do Is Be A Good Dad, But I'm Pretty Bad At It.