I've Been Married Forty-five Years. I Think

I Was Never A Certified Public Accountant. I Just Had A Degree In Accounting. It Would Require Passing A Test, Which I Would Not Have Been Able To Do.

I'm Very Open To The Up-and-comers.

Don't Ever Have Two Dogs. That Way You Won't Know Which One To Blame.

Every New Routine I Have Ever Written And Performed Probably Occurred Extemporaneously. Then After You Have Fleshed It Out And Tried It Out In Front Of A Number Of Audiences And It Works, You Put It Down On Paper.

Funny Is Funny Is Funny.