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All Sensible Men Are Of The Same Religion, But No Sensible Man Ever Tells.

Everyone Is More Or Less Mad On One Point.

No Printed Word, Nor Spoken Plea Can Teach Young Minds What They Should Be. Not All The Books On All The Shelves - But What The Teachers Are Themselves.

O It's Tommy This, And Tommy That, And Tommy 'ow's Your Soul/but It's Thin Red Line Of Heroes When The Drums Begin To Roll.

A Woman Is Only A Woman, But A Good Cigar Is A Smoke.