It's Not The Size Of The Dog

I Want To Commit A Crime During A Reenactment, And Turn It Into An Enactment.

For Me And Most Of My Friends Who Are Comedians, If You've Been Doing Comedy For A While, Your Tolerance For Things Actually Moves. I Find It Very Hard To Be Shocked, And When Other People Aggressively Take Offense To Something, I'm Sometimes Confused.

History, Like Wallpaper, Repeats Itself And Can Also Make A Room Look Old-fashioned.

I Need To Develop Some Patience - Immediately.

When I Am Given A Multiple Choice Test I Choose Not To Take It.