It's Not Easy Keeping A Diary. You

That's The Problem With Them Fables, They're Putting Animals Together That Wouldn't Meet. I Don't Know Where A Scorpion Is Knockin' Around With A Frog.

Avocados, It's A Food That Ain't Worth Injuring Yourself For. If It's A Hassle To Get Into, Leave It To The Experts.

I'm Just Sayin', I Don't Like Fun.

People Say Dolphins Are Intelligent And That But They’ve Never Done Anything That Have Blown Me Away. They Say I’m A Div And Dolphins Are Intelligent…it Just Baffles Me.

I Don't Really Like Surprises. Not Big Ones Anyway. Just Having A Pack Of Revels Holds Enough Of A Surprise For Me.