It's Not Cool To Be An Alcoholic.

There Was Another Time When Mike Was Really Foul Mood And We Had To Make A Pit Stop So He Could Use A Porta Potty. Mike Went To Use The Porta Potty And We Were Waiting Inside The Rv. It Was Joe’s Idea, But We All Got Out And Started To Rock The Thing Back And Forth. We Didn’t Mean To, But We Ended Up Tipping The Porta Potty Over While Mike Was In It! Then We Attacked Him With Air Freshener

To Pigeonhole A Genre As Being Successful Or Unsuccessful Is Weird.

You Think I'm Stupid. Stay Out Of My Way. You Think I'm Stupid.

I Always Wanted To Be A Rock Star. That Was My Childhood Dream. That's What I Told Everybody I Was Going To Be When I Grew Up.

Tattoos Are Permanent And A Lifelong Commitment, The Same As Marriage.