It's Good To Be Alive.

It's A Life Of Five-card Draw, And You Know What? When God Asked Me - I'm Fine With The Card I Got. I'm Gonna Play This.

The Point Of Drinking In Moderation Is That Sometimes You Don't Drink In Moderation.

Artie Is Going To Do What Ever Artie Wants To Do.

I Ain't Apologizing For Anything, Especially If It's A Joke.

When I Black Out, It's The Happiest Time Of My Life.