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I Do Not Want To Encourage Heckling And Outbreaks At All.

I Think Pornography Is The Only Art Form Where You Can Be Videotaped On A Shaky Handy Cam Sucking Off A Horse And Be Considered A Star.

Maybe If You Live In Brooklyn, You Don't Need To Hear That? But Please, Trust Me, In Most Of America, They Do Need To Hear It. And They're Quite Thankful That Somebody Came Out And Did It. For An Hour And A Half In That Theater, For Once, They're In The Majority.

Back When The Bible Was Written, Then Edited, Then Rewritten, Then Rewritten, Then Re-edited, Then Translated From Dead Languages, Then Re-translated, Then Edited, Then Rewritten, Then Given To Kings For Them To Take Their Favorite Parts, Then Rewritten, Then Re-rewritten, Then Translated Again, Then Given To The Pope For Him To Approve, Then Rewritten, Then Edited Again, The Re-re-re-re-rewritten Again...all Based On Stories That Were Told Orally 30 To 90 Years After They Happened.. To People Who Didnt Know How To Write... So...

James Lipton: The Most Pompous Arrogant Failure In History.