It Was A Dark And Stormy Night.

Five Hundred Years From Now, Who'll Know The Difference?!

Sometimes I Lie Awake At Night And Think About That Little Red-haired Girl... I Don't Ever Want To Forget Her Face, But If I Don't Forget Her Face, I'll Go Crazy... How Can I Remember The Face I Can't Forget? Suddenly I'm Writing Country Western Music!

You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown.

The Only Thing I Ever Wanted To Be Was A Cartoonist. That's My Life. Drawing.

Sometimes I Lie Awake At Night And I Ask, "is Life A Multiple Choice Test Or Is It A True Or False Test?" ...then A Voice Comes To Me Out Of The Dark And Says, "we Hate To Tell You This But Life Is A Thousand Word Essay.