It Takes An Uncommon Amount Of Guts

Like Religion, Politics, And Family Planning, Cereal Is Not A Topic To Be Brought Up In Public. It's Too Controversial.

I Have Just Come Up With A Wonderful Solution To End All Wars. Let Me Give Directions On How To Get There.

With Boys, You Always Know Where You Stand. Right In The Path Of A Hurricane.

I've Exercised With Women So Thin That Buzzards Followed Them To Their Cars.

My Mind Works . . . Two Boobs Never Get Me A Job.