It Is A Point Of Pride For

Fatherhood Is Pretending The Present You Love Most Is Soap-on-a-rope.

Any Man Today Who Returns From Work, Sinks Into A Chair, And Calls For His Pipe Is A Man With An Appetite For Danger.

My Eleven Year Old Daughter Mopes Around The House All Day Waiting For Her Breasts To Grow.

Immortality Is A Long Shot, I Admit. But Somebody Has To Be First.

Sex Education May Be A Good Idea In The Schools, But I Don't Believe The Kids Should Be Given Homework.